I SAW A SOFA WALKING
A sofa was walking down Mine Street,
upside down, wearing jeans and Adidas
sneakers. A cushion hung down its front
held by what could only be called a hand.
Earlier, I had seen
it leaning against
a utility pole at the curbrecycling
day for garbage collectionno jeans,
no sneakers, no hands from what I
could see with a perfunctory
By chance, a car was coming. I couldn't
tell if the sofa had eyes, ears, but I yelled,
"watch it." The sofa stopped. The cushion
dropped in the street.
I held up a hand
to the oncoming car. It swerved with a honk
and drove on. "You alright?" I called out.
"If you could just hand me that cushion
I'll be fine," said the sofa. I picked it up,
the hand-like appendage regained its hold.
A voice inside the upholstery said "thanks."
I answered, "my pleasure." The sofa and
a woman who talks to furniture walked on.
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